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Monday, September 29, 2008

barka da salah + campbel and more



This is wishing all my muslim brothers, sisters, friends, well wishers and every body a very happy Salah and praying that the lessons of this Ramadan season remains with us now and for ever.

Naomi Campbell's fortune to change

British supermodel Naomi Campbell is ready to change her religion. The Black Panther made up such a decision for the sake of her wound-be husband, one of the world’s wealthiest men, Russian oligarch Vladislav Doronin. It was Doronin’s tough condition to Naomi
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The story of Naomi Campbell and Vladislav Doronin’s relationship reminds a nice fairytale. The model met the oligarch in May during the Film Festival in Cannes. Supermodels’ acquaintances said that it was love at first sight. The model’s closest friends were soon invited for a party on board Doronin’s luxury yacht in Saint Tropez.

BEER IS GOOD FOR YOUThe (Buffalo Theory)
The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

PUNISHMENT

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman.
"What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"